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Old 19-12-11, 15:07   #1
 
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Is your computer a Male or Female ?

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To find out the gender of your computer follow these instructions :


* Open Notepad.
* Type or copy-paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
* Save as computer_gender.vbs
* Run the file.


If you hear a male voice, you have a boy;

If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.

You can type anything you want for Speak !
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Default Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?

Here are my thoughts on it

You can tell if a computer is a male if;

Its cranky and unreliable


Has many faults and only likes to work when it wants to.


It makes a noise like snoring when it tires.


You can tell if a computer is a female if;


It zooms along smoothly and multi tasks


It never goes wrong and you can depend on it

no matter how tired it is, or has anything wrong with it.

It finds it a pleasure and enjoys working for you efficiently.


and finally,,,, why do you think all Boats, Plans and Vehicles

are called "SHE"? BOOM BOOM!




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You got it all wrong Ladybbird. They call it `she` because they wish that a women could be as nice as the car, lol.
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You got it all wrong Ladybbird. They call it `she` because they wish that a women could be as nice as the car, lol.
Nah,,,you are wrong, they call them SHE, because they carry life......which means a SHE is more protective, safe and reliable than a man

That is of course unless a man is at the wheel, and we all know men have a lot more accidents than women, thats why insurance for women is much cheaper
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Nah,,,you are wrong, they call them SHE, because they carry life......which means a SHE is more protective, safe and reliable than a man

That is of course unless a man is at the wheel, and we all know men have a lot more accidents than women, thats why insurance for women is much cheaper
Insurance is cheaper because there is not as many women on the road (Thank God).
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Insurance is cheaper because there is not as many women on the road (Thank God).
ooooooooooo get ready now,,,,,, when you least expect it.
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Thats a woman for ya, lol.
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