Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

Here is a c/p from mental I thought I would share--

Is your computer a Male or Female ?

Check this out:

To find out the gender of your computer follow these instructions :


* Open Notepad.
* Type or copy-paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
* Save as computer_gender.vbs
* Run the file.


If you hear a male voice, you have a boy;

If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.

You can type anything you want for Speak !

Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

Here are my thoughts on it

You can tell if a computer is a male if;

Its cranky and unreliable

Has many faults and only likes to work when it wants to.

It makes a noise like snoring when it tires.

You can tell if a computer is a female if;

It zooms along smoothly and multi tasks

It never goes wrong and you can depend on it
no matter how tired it is, or has anything wrong with it.

It finds it a pleasure and enjoys working for you efficiently.

and finally,,,, why do you think all Boats, Plans and Vehicles
are called "SHE"? BOOM BOOM!


:jump:

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Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

You got it all wrong Ladybbird. They call it `she` because they wish that a women could be as nice as the car, lol. :jump:

Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

Nah,,,you are wrong, they call them SHE, because they carry life......which means a SHE is more protective, safe and reliable than a man :p

That is of course unless a man is at the wheel, and we all know men have a lot more accidents than women, thats why insurance for women is much cheaper :crackup:

Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

Insurance is cheaper because there is not as many women on the road (Thank God). :clapper:

Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

ooooooooooo get ready now,,,,,, when you least expect it. :umm:

Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

Thats a woman for ya, lol.:whistle:

Re: Is Your PC Male or Female ?
 

Man for me http://www.dodaj.rs/f/d/8y/1AXBqAL3/t45130.gif