Dr. Geezer's Clinic
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical
clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment
for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
about medicine, thought this would
be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please
help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.
Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be
$500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the
patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after
several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "
Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can
outsmart an "old Geezer"*
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first
place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
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