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Old 09-06-11, 23:30   #1
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Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New
York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward
his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going
to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States.'

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen, sitting right next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's
your business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some
of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'

'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in
all categories are the Irish.'

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,'
she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!'

'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
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