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FreaknDavid · 04-06-14, 13:02

Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground.

Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.

You can't take a bath in the winter 'cause the stream is frozen.

You only bathe when it rains.

You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music.

You refer to the Surgeon General's Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia.

You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.

You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.

You think 'possum is the "other white meat".

Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.

04-06-14, 13:02	#1
FreaknDavid Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In The Hills of Tennessee Posts: 6,631 Thanks: 7,332 Thanked 7,261 Times in 4,751 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	You Might Be a Redneck If--- Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground. Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side. You can't take a bath in the winter 'cause the stream is frozen. You only bathe when it rains. You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music. You refer to the Surgeon General's Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia. You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts. You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party. You think 'possum is the "other white meat". Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new. __________________ Rock Out With DreamTeamDownloads1-The Best Place To Be For Downloads. You Can Help the site If You Donate, Please Click Here: DONATE Thank You For Your Support & Membership To DTD1.