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Old 05-05-14, 17:11   #1
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Big Grin How I Lost My Teeth

How I lost my teeth
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> I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
> butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on
> the butt.
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> She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
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> I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
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> She said, “I sure do."
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> I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re
> missing.”
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> My dental surgery is on Monday.
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