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FreaknDavid · 08-01-14, 13:32

10) The engine's being held on by duct tape.

9) You overhear some pilots conspiring to get another pilot fired because he's landed all his planes without incident and it's making them look bad.

8) The in-flight movie is a documentary of the top ten worst airplane crashes of all time.

7) Pilot informs you that you're at cruising altitude and he's gonna put the top down.

6) Instead of Peanuts, you get a healthy helping of SPAM.

5) As you're taking off, the stewardess mentions the pilots of your flight were the winners of the "Be a Pilot For a Day" raffle.

4) The seats are wet due to flotation device moisture.

3) The stewardess asks you to join the Mile High Club..."she" has a beard and bigger arms than you!

2) Pilot asks if there is anyone else who wants a shot of Vodka before he finishes the bottle.

1) You look down and see a copy of "Fixing a Plane for Dummies" by the mechanic's feet!!!

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FreaknDavid Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In The Hills of Tennessee Posts: 6,631 Thanks: 7,332 Thanked 7,261 Times in 4,751 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	The Top 10 Signs You're Flying On A Bad Airline 10) The engine's being held on by duct tape. 9) You overhear some pilots conspiring to get another pilot fired because he's landed all his planes without incident and it's making them look bad. 8) The in-flight movie is a documentary of the top ten worst airplane crashes of all time. 7) Pilot informs you that you're at cruising altitude and he's gonna put the top down. 6) Instead of Peanuts, you get a healthy helping of SPAM. 5) As you're taking off, the stewardess mentions the pilots of your flight were the winners of the "Be a Pilot For a Day" raffle. 4) The seats are wet due to flotation device moisture. 3) The stewardess asks you to join the Mile High Club..."she" has a beard and bigger arms than you! 2) Pilot asks if there is anyone else who wants a shot of Vodka before he finishes the bottle. 1) You look down and see a copy of "Fixing a Plane for Dummies" by the mechanic's feet!!! __________________ Rock Out With DreamTeamDownloads1-The Best Place To Be For Downloads. You Can Help the site If You Donate, Please Click Here: DONATE Thank You For Your Support & Membership To DTD1.