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FreaknDavid · 09-11-13, 13:44

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Good will last month.

(04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(01) You receive your notice that you are now a part time employee instead of full time.

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FreaknDavid Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In The Hills of Tennessee Posts: 6,631 Thanks: 7,332 Thanked 7,261 Times in 4,751 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	Top 10 indicators that your employer has changed to obama's health care plan (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. (06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day." (05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Good will last month. (04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. (03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming." (02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (01) You receive your notice that you are now a part time employee instead of full time. __________________ Rock Out With DreamTeamDownloads1-The Best Place To Be For Downloads. You Can Help the site If You Donate, Please Click Here: DONATE Thank You For Your Support & Membership To DTD1.