Jesus appeared suddenly outside the White House.
FBI brought him to see Obama
Obama looked at him and said.
"Hey man if you are Jesus you are well known in the Middle East and speaks the language.
I'm sending you there and if you manage to put things right.
That the Jews get their land, that our oil intersts is safe and Taliban is wiped out.
I will guarantee that you will get your old job back.
Maybe I'll make you a minister of one kind or another too. I need people who can do some tricks right now.
And by the way that Assad is a pain in the ass right now. Fix him too."
