When You Are Over Fifty
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically
said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost
a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd
look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friends over
there instead of you."
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a
woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and
said. "Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I almost fell in.
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.
When you are over fifty who gives a crap !
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