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Old 25-10-12, 16:38   #6
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick.
It's great though. It provides me with everything I need -
KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."


Question - Are there too many immigrants in the US? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."


The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.


A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"


My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.


I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
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