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Old 13-04-11, 16:48   #1
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Default The undertaker's black eye‏

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.


Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.


So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."


"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"


Roy replied: " Wrong room ."
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