Little Bruce and Jenny
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years
old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want
to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's
father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to
him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and
I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was
just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only
10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think
about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room.
It's
bigger than mine and we can both fit in there nicely."
Still thinking
this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then
how
will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support
Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes
five bucks a week
and
I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should
do
us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed. Bruce has put so much
thought into this.
"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything
figured out. I just have one more
question. What will you do if the two of you should have little
children of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the
little **** is adorable.
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