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Old 06-10-11, 19:38   #1
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Default Little Johnny

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you
to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike
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