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Three friends married women from different
parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,
he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed
and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he
saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there
was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from the South. He ordered
her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix
himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has
some difficulty when he pees.