Re: Collection Of Jokes
Fairytale
This is the fairy tale that should have been
read to us when we were little boys and girls:
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an
unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in my castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in
a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f**kin' think so.
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