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BaZZa101 · 25-09-11, 13:35

Secretary's Surprise!
Why I fired my secretary

Why I fired my secretary . . . Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me - my treat!" I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day. We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's late in the day and it's so beautiful out... we don't really need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What'd you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my place." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Make yourself comfortable Boss... if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment but I'll be right back". "Okay" I said, rather nervously, "I'll be right here, waiting for you". She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife and kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all wearing party hats, singing "Happy Birthday" to me... And I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do,,,,,,,,,,,,

So I just sat there... on the couch... completely naked.

25-09-11, 13:35	#12
BaZZa101 SUPER Investigative MODERATOR Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne Victoria Australia Posts: 5,235 Thanks: 5,398 Thanked 1,998 Times in 1,281 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 6	Re: Collection Of Jokes Secretary's Surprise! Why I fired my secretary Why I fired my secretary . . . Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me - my treat!" I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day. We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's late in the day and it's so beautiful out... we don't really need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What'd you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my place." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Make yourself comfortable Boss... if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment but I'll be right back". "Okay" I said, rather nervously, "I'll be right here, waiting for you". She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife and kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all wearing party hats, singing "Happy Birthday" to me... And I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do,,,,,,,,,,,, So I just sat there... on the couch... completely naked. __________________ If the ThankYou button was the key to heaven ... Only a few DTD1 members would have access ...