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Old 19-09-11, 14:34   #5
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Default Re: Collection Of Jokes

A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy
Condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on
sale today, would you like those?" The guy said, "Good, I'll take a
box."

A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw
that this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity
Section.

The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."

The clerk asked, "What bust?"

To which he replied, "One of the goddamn blue ones!!"
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