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stevedore · 16-09-11, 12:56

Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines
Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back

16-09-11, 12:56	#1
stevedore Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: an island east coast canada Posts: 166 Thanks: 226 Thanked 183 Times in 95 Posts	Redneck home security system Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back __________________ TESTING My Wifes Patience Anything I post is C/P and is for Educational & Testing Purposes only. What you do with it is up to u and by no means my RESPONSIBILITY or the RESPONSIBILITY of this SITE!