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oscar · 15-09-11, 21:27

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86). and still very quick witted!

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
...
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....

"I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my kid."

15-09-11, 21:27	#1
oscar Honorary VIP (DT1) Join Date: May 2011 Location: us Posts: 104 Thanks: 1,357 Thanked 247 Times in 101 Posts	My Dad I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86). and still very quick witted! We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. ... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ..... "I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my kid."