View Single Post
Old 25-04-16, 01:34   #1
oscar
Honorary VIP (DT1)
 
oscar's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: us
Posts: 104
Thanks: 1,357
Thanked 247 Times in 101 Posts
oscar is a jewel in the roughoscar is a jewel in the roughoscar is a jewel in the rough
Default Two Old Guys at Walmart

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours!"
oscar is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to oscar For This Useful Post:
BaZZa101 (02-05-16), FreaknDavid (07-04-17)